Ottery St. Catchpole!
You are now rapping...with Ron Weasley
You gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and say wicked a lot
Catch Quaffles on my broom up in the sky
You drive me crazy Hermy I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe

[Chorus]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...


If I fell off my broom would you still love me?
If I wasn't a good student would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to life in Azkaban,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a Harry from my answers, would you poof and disappear like
Percy and Fred?
If I was hit by a bludger would you be by my side?
If it was time for exams would you be down to ride?
I'd get my books out and study hard
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause my family don't have much Galleons
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
And in class if I used to my quill, would you like that?
If I owled you a love letter would you owl back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a butterbeer
And we could go to the library, I know you like that



Now would you leave me if your father found out I wasn't muggle?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my soulmate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
Do you trust me enough, to tell me what you got for 2C?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got question B
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was checking out Fleur and you happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only wizards girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like Dudley loves cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile


Could you love me in a Owlery?
Or on the Knight Bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, about Bubotuber Pus
Could you love me in the Owlery?
Or on the Knight Bus?
I'll ask 21 questions,about Bubotuber Pus

Based on "Hot in Herre" by Nelly

Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....

[Harry]
I was like, good gracious I can't be a wizard!
I'm famous, scar on my forehead
Lookin for the right wand to shoot my charms (you know)
Lookin for the right wand to cast them spells
Then um I'm leaving please beleivin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Ginny, got it locked at the COS by Tom Riddle
Salazar, Basilisk, birds a healin'
"I'm Wood,the Gryffindor captain, now Harry
I need you to get up up on the Firebolt
Get that snitch before the Malfoy boy"
Cuz I feel like bustin loose, and I feel like cursing you
I hate the taste of Polyjuice so baby tell me what's the use

[Chorus x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your robes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my robes off

"Why you at Hogsmead if you aint got the permission?
What good is all the fame if you can't answer the question?"
I see you flying, broomstick, aint hittin the Bludgers
And I be down, and do a hundred, black hair and glasses
Get off the Firebolt, exited the pitch and parked it
Ash handle, Birch twig, diamond polish
Gave it to Mc.Gonagall, did some tests on it
We apparate cuz baby we can't walk it
Woah, Cho, its hot up in this joint
Ron and Hermione, unsure at this point
If your in Gryff then baby you cant lose
The other houses can't win,never will
So grab your cloak and prowl the halls alone
You know stand in front the mirror see what you've been shown
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "Ron, I see my parents in there!"

[Chorusx2]

(Harry hang all out)
Mix a little bit a Wormwood
With a little bit a Asphodel
(Harry just fall out)
Give a little bit a Fluxweed
With a little bit a Horned Slugs
(Harry hang all out)
With a little bit a Snake fangs
And a sprinkle a that Knotgrass
(Harry just fall out)
I like it when ya mix it
Girl, Baby makin potions


Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a troll in the dungeons (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Fred & George (Oh)
I gave em gold coins
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Harry took a trip from Hogwarts to Surrey
Came back to cousin Dudley, Petunia and Vernon
Say he'd like to think about coming back next year

[Chorus x4]

(Harry hang all out)
Mix a little bit of Bezoar
With a little bit of Wolfsbane
(Harry just fall out)
Give a little bit of Bicorn Horn
With a little bit of Frog Brains
(Harry hang all out)
With a little bit of Dittany
And a sprinkle of that Lacewings
(Harry just fall out)
I like it when ya mix it
Girl, Baby makin potions